Schmeechees are amazing creatures and I wish to keep one as a pet somehow. I also want to not accidentally eat them anymore. I’m thinking it might be easier for this to happen if instead of them being edible, you have to hit them with a blade to chop them into the mushroom half-pieces to eat. Maybe once we get housing we can have little cages for our own schmeechees?
I want to train a poison Schmeechee to be the greatest boxer in the universe. I want to start a Schmeechee fight club. Thank you.