Schmeechees with mounts

Schmeechees are small fellows, so they need domesticated animals more than humans do, in order to advance their civilization. They are certainly intelligent enough to tame and ride other animals (even if they hide their intelligence from us). As of now, two days before the forest update, the dais seems a likely mount - it won’t eat the schmeechees, but is probably big enough to carry at least one as a passenger. Imagine a troop of cavalry mushrooms, charging off to defeat a raging monster… They have such potential.
If nothing else, we can conspire to place a schmeechee on a dais ourselves in a private server.

I think a smeechee riding a firebug would be better than a dais, maybe you can find little smeechee hubs around the mining outposts in the mines where they get provisions.